Shots is being moved

well technically it's being deleted. Follow my twitter (@DerCabe) for what is essentially this blog...

... continued

6. People with beards get kidnapped...

7. A .22 is a lethal weapon

8. It is actually only a flesh wound...

9. Chicks can operate firearms... well

10. People with epic beards explain themselves

Things that happen in movies

That never actually occur

1. Dumb bitches finish their monologues

2. Actual conversations are held with hookers

3. Old people make sense

4. Crazy people are stopped before they do too much damage



More to come...

Bullshit...

Http://collateralmurder.com

Two years... que es la problema aqui?

Qik - Mobile video by saintandroid

Fed up

Getting fed up doing what i dont like for money...

Work is stupid

More later... im at work

Back to blogger...

Couple things my people...

1. Myspace is for 14 year old hookers and the 40 year old men who wish to sleep with them...

2. I think im ok not changing the world... or even the country... id just like to make other people's lives better... so... if ive done that for you let me know... or even better... tell me how i can make your life better

Work

Anyone know anybody that needs video work?

Annoyed

Twitter is beginning to annoy me...

Gdocs just erased a poem i was working on... it was sick... hopefully i can remember it...

Not a fan

Not a fan of working... that is all. Continue on with your days

Not a fan

Not a fan of working... that is all. Continue on with your days

Justice

Vengeance is mine sayeth the lord.

Yeah well you know what? If they're still breathing then god isnt doing that great of a job.

I know i know... kinda jacked up...

Seriously though, i dont even think its about justice. It would just make me feel better... probably wouldnt solve anything...

Still...

Que?

I dont know what kind of sick, weird girl jam cd is playing in my car while i drive right now...

But i kinda like it...

The way i feel

The way i feel is not good...

I hate not knowing what to do...

And i hate stupid emo blog posts...

Damn...

Bachelor party buddha

The brother of my friend, the G, said something to me last night that scared me to death...

"Your daughter is going to look for a guy that's like you."

Shit.

A sleeping baby and wife...

Means that i get to clean the living room, listen to kick ass music and then do some writing...

Life updates: no more overtime, and will be slinging pizza every other sunday in madera come 2010. In anticipation of school.

And according to the commercial, when america coughs they use delsym... good to know.

Jesus is not my best friend...

I think everyone (or maybe just most people) require a level or relationship that god cannot provide...

i cant hang out with god... we cant shoot the proverbial shit... he has absolutely no flaws with which i can relate to. And as a guy once said "that which draws me closest to my friends is the failures we share".

So if god cant fulfill my need for friendship... well then... someone needs to... for me thats my wife... for others... i dunno...

911

I called 911 for iris last night. She was choking on her own phlegm... shes okay now but it made me realize a couple things...

1. My instincts regarding baby saving are pretty damn good... apparently i did everything right

2. I love my daughter a lot... like, more than i even realized...

3. I remain uber calm in high stress, high danger, high whatever situations... which is good

Hmmm

So it turns out the blogger client i used on my phone decided not to post my last few entries... no worries... no client app. Taste defeat failure...

So im back up and posting. Im sure all 4 of you who read this are thrilled...

Stay tuned.

pandas

am I the only one who thinks the guy on the panda express commercials sounds like he molests our black and white bear brethren?

... okay maybe I am...